part 2 :- Silly Dog Jokes by famous dog trainer Mr. Wesley Laird

 

1.       When does a dog go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!

2.       Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

3.       How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.

4.       How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

5.       Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

6.       What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic? His bark was much worse than it's bite!

7.       What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal? That hit the spots!

8.       What is a dog's favourite food? Anything that is on your plate!

9.       Why is it called a "litter" of puppies? Because they mess up the whole house!

10.   What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? The collie wobbles!

11.   When is a black dog not a black dog? When it's a greyhound!

12.   What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table? He gets splinters in his mouth!

13.   What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

14.   What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the yard!

15.   What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come!

16.   Why do dogs run in circles? Because its hard to run in squares!

17.   What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A great pane!

18.   What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!

19.   How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!

20.   What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

21.   What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

22.   What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

23.   What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

24.   Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tails!

25.   What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!

26.   What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

27.   What do you call a boring dog? A dull-motion!

28.   Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.

29.   Why does ad dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.

30.   Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.

Part 1 :Some Silly and Hilarious Dog Jokes

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? A. "Rough rough".

Q. Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and
brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

What kind of modelling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.

What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

Which side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.

What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What do you call a happy Lassie? A jolly collie!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? A dingo-ling!

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers? A bud hound!

What is the dogs favorite city? New Yorkie!



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A LEARNING PATTERNS

From the beginning, you, as the dog owner and trainer, must understand what causes a dog to accept or reject or reject training. Over the years we have discovered that, as a general, it is possible to deal with most dogs at the level of a four or five year old child. We must keep this in mind always especially when considering a dog’s attention span. Most dogs have short attention spans.

KEEP TRAINING SESSIONS SHORT AND FUN!

Many people have the mistaken belief, dogs will only respond to tidbits of food as a reward, or withholding same as punishment. I consider that bribery and we do not need or want to always carry treats to get a dog to perform. What your dog wants and needs more than anything else is your praise, your approval. This is what the dog is striving for, and this is what will give you far more benefit than any treat or bribe that you may offer.

                                               

The dog’s strongest drive, again, is to please the master and generally the people around him. Understanding this we can see that the best way to get the proper response from a dog is to use this strong drive to accomplish our goals. We must communicate what we find pleasant and not.

BE YOUR DOGS’ PACK LEADER

In the wild dogs lived in packs, they are pack animals. Their strongest drive is to follow, or please their pack leader. This is how dogs were domesticated in the first place. A dog should perceive its owner as the pack leader; the strongest drive is to please its owner. Naturally, dogs want to establish a pecking order within the pack. In a home situation, dogs need only to understand that they are at the bottom of the pecking order for all humans they live with. This is why it is important that everyone who lives with the dog be involved with the training.

Consistency is most important in letting the dog know what pleases and displeases you. Everyone that lives with the dog must be consistent. We want the dog to know exactly what is expected without any confusion.

MY DOG GALLERY

 
     

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Dog Obedience Training?

Some dog owners register their dog for dog obedience classes; many people train them on their own. Given that dogs spend most of their time where they live, training them at home can be appropriate provided that the dog owner does right by them does not get into bad habits. You can find specific methods that will produce more efficient communication, and will help your puppy to be well-behaved.

Obedience training should more than teaching a few commands to your brand-new puppy. Dogs can be trained in obedience and not be obedient. They can be very good in a group class at a park, or off territory, and do as they want at home.

Respect: The most crucial purpose to use dog obedience training is for respect for you, your dog, and others. Solutions when quick obedience can keep your pet's life. For example, when crossing the street your puppy needs to stop straight away whenever you provide the command if you have oncoming traffic.

Most dogs are naturally excited with new visitors as well as people they know who do not live with them. This can cause them to become a pain at a minimum and possibly dangerous if they don't listen. A dog that will not obey if you have visitors in your house will make it uncomfortable for the visitors and you. Any dog should respect its owner, pack leader, over and above any distraction. The balance between distraction and respect should always tilt in favor of respect for pack leader. They will be devoted followers of their leaders and will be a pleasure to be around.

Dog Training In Melbourne

 

 

Are you looking for at home dog or puppy training Melbourne?  Then call In Home Dog Training at 03 9762 0900 for free consultant. Expert in puppy and dog training, in the privacy of your own home, American Behavioral Specialist Wesley Laird is the best.

Why do some dog owners have animals which are perfectly behaved? They come when called, stay when told to, others have bad manners or extreme behavior problems. Can there be some secret that everyone isn't aware of?

You can now learn the secrets to canine training. It could be anything from housebreaking to advanced commands that you want your dog to learn. It does not require months of taking your dog to a park group training class to learn everything you need it to understand how to get a well-behaved dog.

Techniques for “Proper” dog training habits, by dog expert Wesley Laird, teaches owners how train their dogs. His methods work faster and better than any other, teaching more in one session than most teach over months.

Problem Behaviour; Does your dog run in or out every time the door opens? Does your dog bark the whole time he's outside? Perhaps he jumps on you and/or your furniture or guests. There are lots of behaviours that dog homeowners experience and want to change. Do you think your dog is too old to change? Many people believe you can't teach an old dog. Working with any age and any breed, Wesley can teach any owner how to get more respect and enjoyment from their dog.

Deserve to be your dog’s best friend. Learn how to communicate with your dog and be the pack leader. A dog’s strongest drive is to please their pack leader. The Greatest Gift you can give your dog is training and be a good and consistent pack leader.

Never hit your dog. Not with your hand, not with your foot, not a rolled up newspaper, not with anything. Even a little flick on the nose saying “No” or “Bad” is a hit. Never hit! Touching and patting your dog should always be a good thing. We want them to have good positive associations with our touch. If you hit a dog when it is bad and pat it when it is good, you are sending mixed signals with your touch, sometimes good, sometimes bad. We want the dog to know if it sees our hand coming towards it that there is love and positive touch behind it.

Wesley always teaches to focus twice as much on positive and always give the dog the chance to earn praise after being told off for anything. How they earn the praise teaches them what they have done wrong. Always taking great measures to show the dog we are not mad at him but what he did.