1.
When does a dog go "moo"? When it is
learning a new language!
2.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? Because
it's not polite to talk back to your paw!
3.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They
are all on the outside.
4.
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her
blanket.
5.
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep
their tails on when eating.
6.
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but
garlic? His bark was much worse than it's bite!
7.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a
meal? That hit the spots!
8.
What is a dog's favourite food? Anything that is
on your plate!
9.
Why is it called a "litter" of
puppies? Because they mess up the whole house!
10.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a
jelly? The collie wobbles!
11.
When is a black dog not a black dog? When it's a
greyhound!
12.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off
of the table? He gets splinters in his mouth!
13.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a
kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!
14.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the yard!
15.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't
matter what you call him, he still won't come!
16.
Why do dogs run in circles? Because its hard to
run in squares!
17.
What dog always gets on everyone's nerves? A
great pane!
18.
What kind of dog is the smartest? A great brain!
19.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw
a monster? Terrier-fied!
20.
What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A
chew-chew train!
21.
What is the best kind of dog to ask for
directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!
22.
What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a
small hankie!
23.
What kind of pants do you buy for your pet
Chihuahua? Shorts!
24.
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime
storytellers? They have short tails!
25.
What kind of leash should you buy for a
Chihuahua? A short one!
26.
What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature
golf!
27.
What do you call a boring dog? A dull-motion!
28.
Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her
children had gone to the dogs.
29.
Why does ad dog scratch himself? He is the only
one that knows where it itches.
30.
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in
disguise.
