Part 1 :Some Silly and Hilarious Dog Jokes

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!

Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? A. "Rough rough".

Q. Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and
brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

What kind of modelling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.

Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them.

When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.

What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

Which side of the dog has the most fur? - A: The Outside.

What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.

What do you call a happy Lassie? A jolly collie!

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia? A dingo-ling!

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers? A bud hound!

What is the dogs favorite city? New Yorkie!



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A LEARNING PATTERNS

From the beginning, you, as the dog owner and trainer, must understand what causes a dog to accept or reject or reject training. Over the years we have discovered that, as a general, it is possible to deal with most dogs at the level of a four or five year old child. We must keep this in mind always especially when considering a dog’s attention span. Most dogs have short attention spans.

KEEP TRAINING SESSIONS SHORT AND FUN!

Many people have the mistaken belief, dogs will only respond to tidbits of food as a reward, or withholding same as punishment. I consider that bribery and we do not need or want to always carry treats to get a dog to perform. What your dog wants and needs more than anything else is your praise, your approval. This is what the dog is striving for, and this is what will give you far more benefit than any treat or bribe that you may offer.

                                               

The dog’s strongest drive, again, is to please the master and generally the people around him. Understanding this we can see that the best way to get the proper response from a dog is to use this strong drive to accomplish our goals. We must communicate what we find pleasant and not.

Dog Training In Melbourne

 

 

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Techniques for “Proper” dog training habits, by dog expert Wesley Laird, teaches owners how train their dogs. His methods work faster and better than any other, teaching more in one session than most teach over months.

Problem Behaviour; Does your dog run in or out every time the door opens? Does your dog bark the whole time he's outside? Perhaps he jumps on you and/or your furniture or guests. There are lots of behaviours that dog homeowners experience and want to change. Do you think your dog is too old to change? Many people believe you can't teach an old dog. Working with any age and any breed, Wesley can teach any owner how to get more respect and enjoyment from their dog.

Deserve to be your dog’s best friend. Learn how to communicate with your dog and be the pack leader. A dog’s strongest drive is to please their pack leader. The Greatest Gift you can give your dog is training and be a good and consistent pack leader.

Never hit your dog. Not with your hand, not with your foot, not a rolled up newspaper, not with anything. Even a little flick on the nose saying “No” or “Bad” is a hit. Never hit! Touching and patting your dog should always be a good thing. We want them to have good positive associations with our touch. If you hit a dog when it is bad and pat it when it is good, you are sending mixed signals with your touch, sometimes good, sometimes bad. We want the dog to know if it sees our hand coming towards it that there is love and positive touch behind it.

Wesley always teaches to focus twice as much on positive and always give the dog the chance to earn praise after being told off for anything. How they earn the praise teaches them what they have done wrong. Always taking great measures to show the dog we are not mad at him but what he did.